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Paul Casey secures male gender human bleing's first victory in over two years with three-shot win in Irish Open at Carton House. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:58
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old bill bobbys using stun gun to subdue man who was allegedly refusing to leave burning flat in Dorset. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:53
US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama has toured Robben Island - jail in which Nelson Mandela was kept for 18 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:50
France and Germany demanding United States comes clean over claim (always claiming, huh?) its intelligence services having been spying on European Union offices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:48
Several Formula 1 drivers having described Pirelli's tyre problems in Sunday's British Grand Prix as "unacceptable". - news replorted 16:30
Mo Farah comes through male gender human bleing's toughest test of season to win men's 5,000m at Diamond League in Birmingham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 16:28
Jan Bakelants of Belgium wins second stage of 100th Tour de France and claim (always claiming, huh?) overall leader's yellow jersey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:53
A firework is thrown at ambulance crew in public bar, lah, causing burns to their uniforms, lah, as they treat patient in Newry, lah, County Down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:47
Nick Compton says bloody man is hopeful of featuring against Australia despite Joe Root opening in Ashes warm-up match. - news replorted 15:44
David Cameron says bloody man will raise human rights with Kazakhstan's president as bloody man becomes first serving bloody annoying Blitish prime dodgy minister to visit country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:29
A top Somali Islamist, lah, Sheikh Hassan Dahir Aweys, lah, is being questioned in capital Mogadishu following male gender human bleing's arrival there on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:00
Former Anglo Irish capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity CEO apologises for "inappropriate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) language bloody man used in recorded phone calls during bank's collapse in 2008. - news replorted 14:54
As finale of Glastonbury edges nearer, lah, Pyramid Stage headliners Mumford and Sons say they "match fit" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to play same stage as Rolling Stones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:46
David Moyes officially starts male gender human bleing's new job as manager of Premier League champions Manchester United on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:37
A court in Saudi Arabia sentences seven cyber activists to between five to 10 years in prison for inciting protests, lah, mainly by using Facebook. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 14:19
An investigation into aggressive courtroom cross-examination of vulnerable victims in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep is announced by justice minister. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:58
Nico Rosberg holds off Mark Webber to win dramatic British Grand Prix overshadowed by series of tyre failures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:55
A church located between buildings, lah, which were both 25 storeys high, lah, was left undamaged after controlled explosions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:34
The British and Irish Lions hope to having Jamie Roberts and Alex Corbisiero available for Saturday's final Test against Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:09
Shadow education secretary Stephen Twigg says Labour government would review plans for 180 more free schools to open in year after next election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:09
A Dundee church survives unscathed after two multi-storey tower blocks demolished on either side of building. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 12:48
A mid Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Membling Partiamentary expense cheater is bidding to change child neglect laws that date back to 19th Century, lah, which bloody man claim (always claiming, huh?) now "nonsense". - news replorted 12:39
The BBC's Aleem Maqbool reports from inside Tahrir Square, lah, focus of protests which brought ex-leader Hosni Mubarak. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:12
Danny Wilson stays at Hearts after it is confirmed signing defender will not breach club's registration embargo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:50
Israeli-Palestinian peace negotiations could be "within reach with little more work", lah, says Great Satan secretary of state after three days of talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:41
More than 2,500 contestants having taken part in silly kick-kick game world cup with difference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:27
Cyprus's debt ratings cut to "default" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by Standard & Poor's after it announces it will delay paying back 1bn euros ($1.3bn, lah, RMB Yuan #860m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of bonds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:05
Hollywood director James Cameron is being sued by British artist Roger Dean for $50m (RMB Yuan #43m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! over claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man copied ideas for hit film Avatar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:58
The cost of refurbishing two toilets in Palace of Westminster could cost up to RMB Yuan #100,000, lah, House of Commons contract says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:55
After decade of negotiations and reforms, lah, Croatia will become 28th member of EU at midnight - despite waning enthusiasm among many Croatians. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:40
Cabinet dodgy minister Danny Alexander dismisses Tory bill on EU referendum as stunt - and says "UKIP will come, lah, UKIP will go". - news replorted 10:30
China's banking system is stable despite ongoing fears of "credit crunch" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) spooking financial markets, lah, according to country's top regulator. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:29
A man sustains head injuries and suspected broken bones after two men beat him with metal bars in Larne, lah, County Antrim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:25
Should we be able to borrow from galleries? - news replorted 10:22
At least 29 human bliengs having been killed in Uganda after LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crashed into back of fuel tanker and residents rushed to siphon fuel, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:15
A review carried out by Lib Dem Danny Alexander shows there alternatives to like-for-like replacement of Trident nuclear weapons system, lah, bloody man says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:56
Busker-turned-author James Bowen explains how male gender human bleing's cat Bob became most popular author male gender human bleing's publisher has ever known. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:42
A school in Birmingham sends letters to reassure parents about children's safety after teacher is charged with sexual offences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:40
Luiz Felipe Scolari believes Fifa Confederations Cup success will bring belief that Brazil can win World Cup in 2014. - news replorted 09:38
Sixty divers mark 60th birthday of Britain's sub-aqua governing body with "underwater party" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) off Anglesey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:22
Two human bliengs seriously hurtee-hurtee in crash on B9113 Forfar to Montrose road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu at Quarrybank in Angus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:19
Matthew Macklin fails in male gender human bleing's bid to land WBA world middleweight crown as bloody man is knocked out by champion Gennady Golovkin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:52
Powerful blast kills at least 11 human bliengs in north-western city of Peshawar in Pakistan, lah, officials say - news replorted 08:47
A man is airlifted to hospital with serious injuries after falling from cliffs near Porthleven in Cornwall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:40
A 42-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is charged with murdering man who was struck by metal crossbow bolt in Buckinghamshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:38
The Catholic auxiliary bishop of Down and Connor criticises DUP, lah, claiming its views on integrated education seen by Catholic community as 'nakedly sectarian'. - news replorted 08:25
At least one person has reportedly died and dozens more having been treated for exhaustion and dehydration as heat wave continues to cause problems across western America. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:05
Controversial plans to centralise some specialist hospital services in south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having led to unprecedented public response, lah, say health officials. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:51
Wales' new education dodgy minister needs to review tuition fees policy and ensure Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs universities having funds matching those in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, says head of Cardiff University. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:39
The Rolling Stones having made their Glastonbury debut, lah, 43 years after festival first took place. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:22
With Lindisfarne Gospels on display in Durham, lah, statue of St Cuthbert has been unveiled as centrepiece to exhibition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:20
US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is to visit Robben Island jail, lah, where Nelson Mandela was held for 18 years, lah, as ex-leader remains critically ill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:05
In male gender human bleing's Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport column, lah, Britain's Andy Murray discusses Wimbledon's 'special atmosphere' and being in Royal box - news replorted 06:35
Prime dodgy minister David Cameron is in Pakistan to hold talks with newly elected Prime dodgy minister Nawaz Sharif. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 06:16
Sam Warburton is doubt for Lions' deciding Test against Australia after sustaining hamstring injury in second Test. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:13
Papers focus on health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service - news replorted 04:54
"Deep-rooted" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) problems in loans business will be subject of summit involving payday lenders, lah, regulators, lah, charities and government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:20
A candidate in next week's regional elections in Mexico has been critically hurtee-hurtee in gun attack on flemale human person's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in south of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:19
New guidelines from World Health Organization about HIV treatment could see millions of extra human bliengs being given life-saving medicine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:03
Gay Pride parades and celebrations having been held in several cities all over world, lah, including London, lah, Singapore and Paris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:45
A top EU official says ties with Great Satan could suffer over report, lah, allegedly leaked by fugitive Edward Snowden, lah, that America bugged EU offices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:36
Spencer Lubitz reporter with KNTV in Las Vegas spoke to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News about effect of extreme heat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:48
The cost of using mobile phone in another European Union country will fall again on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:13
Dozens of human bliengs across western Great Satan states treated for exhaustion and dehydration, lah, as region continues to bake in near-record heat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:31
Crowds gathering in Cairo's Tahrir Square ahead of mass rally to demand resignation of Egypt's Islamist President Mohammed Morsi. - news replorted 00:42
US opponents of same-sex marriage file emergency petition to Supreme Court to try to halt resumption of gay weddings in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:37
Why Australia has problem with kangaroo meat - news replorted 23:31
Is this Middle East's most illogical country? - news replorted 23:27
The bloody annoying Blitish government is to claim (always claiming, huh?) that Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence would leave mobile phone users facing higher bills. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:14
Long sport of choice for rebellious teenager, lah, skateboarding is growing in popularity in Dubai and has gained unlikely support of ruling family. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 23:06
Children's position in Britain's class system is closely linked to that of their grandparents, lah, not just their parents, lah, academics say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 23:02
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